ok it’s time to jack off and play bloodborne at the same time
got to the first werewolf thing and cumpt immediately
good. keep going.
Cery, she/her, 🏳️⚧️
milk is neat because its the only drink i can think of where you desperately want it cold and yet it would be unthinkable to put ice cubes in. a delicate limbo. a yuri of abscence. this post is nothing but you can look at it if youd like
this is so fucking funny
imagine getting banished from your homeland for running a con and when you go to get a prophecy about what to do next the priestess is like
I for one think cybersmith should kill himself alone and violently because he is a misogynistic Nazi who wants to brutalize women until they are reduced to mindless pets he can literally own and it doesn’t matter what he looks like for me to want to wish eternal suffering on him but he does also dress like a Victorian timecop (to emulate his colonial heroes) which is stupid and hilarious and again I do think he should kill himself and I can’t believe that anyone is saying otherwise
reading Unmasking Autism on the train with my legs spread wide, bulge popping, cruising for fat ass bottoms
this shit is too easy
i got some new shorts on clearance, and i’m kinda glad they were only $2.50 bc they are way smaller than advertised - image under the cut
Yeah idk voice training was kinda stupid, haha, I mean I guess I used to be pretty good at it but I gave it up years ago. It’s not something I really care about anymore, you know? A–*waitress comes by to take our order* Oh, hi~! Um, could I please get, uh, a turkey sandwich please? Yes, with the salad. Um, oh! And a sweet tea? Omg thank you so much~⋆✦⋆💕!!!! ..Anyway what were we talking about?
Is this about acting or classical conditioning? 👀
This is about being a transgender woman.
video game leaks
rockstar is slated to reveal “Bully 2” this coming fall. the game is a radical thematic and tonal departure from the previous entry, with the action now centered on a “yuri style” catholic girls high school. gameplay features include several hundred time loops, “graphic” and “upsetting” knife violence, and an online mode titled “tumblr dot com”. more to come
forgot my night time garlic bread in the oven for the length of 2 mythbusters wpisodes and when i opened the oven door it was so thoroughly cremated that i was blinded not by smoke and ash but what surely must have been its Soul as well
mr beast just cured me from being dead but he hates how i turned out so they didn’t even upload the video about it